Kim Jong IL Dead!

19 12 2011

Kim Jong Il was pronounced dead at 8:30 am this last Saturday due to a heart attack. Golfers across the land can finally rest at ease knowing they wont get their asses kicked by the hole in one machine Kim Jong Il. For those of you concerned about the pile of nuclear weapons that Kim was sitting on before his death… No sweat! His 20 something year old, less fashionable son Kim Jong Un is North Korea’s newest leader. Lets just hope he’s into virgins blood as much as his pops


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